Anything with rainbows on it.
A dramatic leather trench coat.
Futuristic frock coat with loads of buttons.
A bow tie and a fez, obviously.
A beat-up leather jacket
A slim fit suit and some broken in Converse Hi-Tops
Something loud and fabulous!
Mosquito Spats for my boots.
Anything black and posh with a pop of color in the lining.
Nonsense:
Happily married, thank you very much, and yes I DO want to talk about my kids.
Well.. there is this girl. Sort of. But no.. Oh. I don't know.
Poly for life!
I don't do relationships.
Relationship? Ha! Just feeling myself, really.
I'm married and very busy honeymooning at the Singing Towers of Darillium.
No time for that! Fish fingers and custard?
Everyone I love is dead.
It’s complicated…
Whipping up a dimensional portal to Narnia for a widow and her two children.
Keeping an eye on the decorations, mainly. They look sus.
I’m alone in my TARDIS because everyone is dead.
Lost in time and taking the long way round with a new friend.
Sleeping off my last generation.
Fully getting into the spirit of things! Christmas crackers, turkey.. the whole thing, really.
Well, I thought SURF would be a merry meal, but these dream crabs aren’t cooperating.
Murdering someone who deserves it, most likely.
I thought I’d try hypnosis instead of talk therapy to get me through the holidays this year. I’m REALLY getting in touch with my inner child.
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